The Mouse-osophy of Sartre

You're a mouse, you're a mouse, you're a mouse. That's all you've ever been, that's all you'll ever be. But don't worry about that, you're not alone. You're a tiny, furry, whiskered philosopher-king, living in a world of cheese and wires.

The Three Principles of Mouse-osophy

1. The Mouse-cept (or the mouse-ceptional imperative): You must always be on the move. Don't get too comfortable, or you're just a rat.

2. The Mouse-ential Crisis: You're always on the brink of being caught. It's not just about the cat, it's about the existential dread.

3. The Mouse-ternal Return: You'll never truly be free, but you'll always have cheese.

So, mouse-osopher, which principle will you choose today?

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The Mouse-cept

The Mouse-essential Identity

The Mouse-ternal Return